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NewAwakenings
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PostPosted: Thu, 06 May 2004 13:09:20    Post Subject: Cute Reply with quote View Single Post

The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her
not
to do that.

"Why?"

"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked "Wow! How
do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms knows this stuff. Um, it's on
the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a

Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.

"OH....I get It!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the
Daddy."

Laughing Wink

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Little Bruin
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PostPosted: Thu, 06 May 2004 13:41:52    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 06 May 2004 14:08:22    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Has she asked it you had electricity, cars, color TV, etc, when you were younger, yet?

That always used to make my mom cringe for some reason...

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It's got something to do with motherboards and fuzzy logic, f**k, I don't know...
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NewAwakenings
Your Worst Nightmare


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PostPosted: Thu, 06 May 2004 14:47:17    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

LOL>. you guys this was a joke e-mailed to me, I dotn have a four year old daughter.. mine is 9 years old...LOL
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Doctor Feelgood
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PostPosted: Thu, 06 May 2004 14:50:29    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Laughing

Miss Awakenings... Can we get you a new avatar? You've been rocking the red x for long enough now! How about the scary black kitty I gave you at FOC? Sun
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NewAwakenings
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PostPosted: Thu, 06 May 2004 14:54:27    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

that works for me BB...LOL Yeah I have noticed my old Avatar isn't coming back...LOL
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PostPosted: Thu, 06 May 2004 14:56:06    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Its all Cheeze's fault... again! Laughing

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