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NewAwakenings Your Worst Nightmare
Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Posts: 1516 Location: In your nightmares
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Posted: Thu, 06 May 2004 13:09:20 Post Subject: Cute |
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The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her
not
to do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked "Wow! How
do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms knows this stuff. Um, it's on
the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH....I get It!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the
Daddy."
_________________ I am the Spam Queen...
OOO Pleeease... Like you were the first person in this place to have him... we've passed him around like a Joint at a frat party! - Dr. EvilCheeze |
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Little Bruin
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Dud3! Forum abandoner
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_________________ Due to a not-that-interesting turn of events, I am now known as Justin Danger. |
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thePMG Rated XXX
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NewAwakenings Your Worst Nightmare
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Doctor Feelgood Arrrrghh!
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Miss Awakenings... Can we get you a new avatar? You've been rocking the red x for long enough now! How about the scary black kitty I gave you at FOC? |
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NewAwakenings Your Worst Nightmare
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Doctor Feelgood Arrrrghh!
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Its all Cheeze's fault... again!
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Little Bruin
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