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trekrider
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PostPosted: Mon, 03 May 2004 08:30:35    Post Subject: All lawyers are jerks Reply with quote View Single Post

Having many legal problems, including a divorce, a man had
become thoroughly disgusted with lawyers in general. One
evening in a cafe, the conversation got around to his pet
peeve and he started "venting." "All lawyers are jerks,"
he loudly proclaimed.

Another man nearby heard this, looked disturbed, and
sauntered over to him. "Look, I heard what you said, and
I am highly offended by it."

"Why is that-are you a lawyer?" he asked.

"No, I'm not; I'm a jerk!"

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PostPosted: Mon, 03 May 2004 09:19:41    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

ROFLMFAO... Now that was good!!Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 03 May 2004 09:28:38    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

LMAO didn't see that one coming Grin
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PostPosted: Mon, 03 May 2004 11:48:23    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

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PostPosted: Mon, 03 May 2004 17:08:35    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Rexignis wrote:
yawn


ummm I see that you are rather new here, if you dont like a joke or whatever dont post in the thread, no need to troll a thread Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Mon, 03 May 2004 17:26:13    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

LOL, I think I know that guy that was offended Grin Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 03 May 2004 18:21:02    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

heylinder wrote:
LOL, I think I know that guy that was offended Grin Laughing


Hey...be nice to me!

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PostPosted: Mon, 03 May 2004 21:15:48    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

trekrider wrote:
heylinder wrote:
LOL, I think I know that guy that was offended Grin Laughing


Hey...be nice to me!


Only if you beg Wink
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trekrider
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PostPosted: Mon, 03 May 2004 21:28:44    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Well, I used to beg fairly well!

Just don't make me beg too long...your leg may not be safe!

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PostPosted: Thu, 06 May 2004 19:39:08    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

HAHAHAHA!!! Love it.
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