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PostPosted: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 09:10:41    Post Subject: The bet Reply with quote View Single Post

The local bar was so sure that it's bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a emon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.), but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the
bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a
weightlifter, or what?"

The man replied, "I work for the IRS."

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PostPosted: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 12:27:18    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

LMAO!
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PostPosted: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 00:53:05    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

thats a good one Wave
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PostPosted: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 08:38:40    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

ROFLMFAO.. thats about the truth too.. just ask Woody about that one this year...hehehehehe
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