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trekrider Feeling: Prehistoric
Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Posts: 2176 Location: Twin cities,MN
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Posted: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 09:10:41 Post Subject: The bet |
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The local bar was so sure that it's bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a emon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.), but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the
bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a
weightlifter, or what?"
The man replied, "I work for the IRS." _________________ Two wrongs don't make a right!
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Little Bruin
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knight0334 Rated XXX
Joined: 22 Aug 2003 Posts: 2234 Location: Neither Here, Nor There
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evilburl Canadian eh
Joined: 20 Nov 2003 Posts: 346 Location: I have no idea
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Posted: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 00:53:05 Post Subject: |
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thats a good one _________________ A8N SLI Premium, 64 - 3700, 160g sata hd, 1 GB 3200 cl 2.5, Asus Extreme EN7800GT, 19" Acicero and win xp
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NewAwakenings Your Worst Nightmare
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