Useless Crap Thread

heylinder · Posted: Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:38:21 Post Subject:

My maintenance men bought me a Wii Fit for my birthday. Either they are trying to tell me something or bribing me to not fire them. Either way ... it's fun Smile

heylinder · Posted: Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:54:20 Post Subject:

R.I.P. Mike Stone

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Veteran actor Karl Malden, who won an Academy Award for his role in "A Streetcar Named Desire," has died at age 97, his manager said Wednesday.

Malden died in his sleep about 2:30 a.m. Wednesday, said his manager, Bud Ross.

Malden appeared alongside Marlon Brando in two of director Elia Kazan's classic films of the 1950s -- "A Streetcar Named Desire" and "On the Waterfront." He won the best supporting actor Oscar for "Streetcar" in 1952 and was nominated for his role as a priest crusading against crooked union bosses in "On the Waterfront."

Ross said he did not know the cause of death.

"It could be a combination of things," Ross said. "He was 97 years old."

In addition to his movie career, Malden starred in the 1970s television crime drama "The Streets of San Francisco," with co-star Michael Douglas.

Malden was the president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences from 1989 to 1992.

In 2004, he received the Screen Actors Guild Life Achievement Award.

One of Malden's last acting roles was in 2000, according to IMDB.com. He played a priest in an episode of "The West Wing."

heylinder · Posted: Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:18:37 Post Subject:

Two Mormons come to our gate, ignore the "Beware of Dogs" sign and enter our yard .... How fast do you think Mormons can run? Wink

Bob is a 90 pound Black Lab/American Bulldog and Sally is a 80 pound American Bulldog Smile

BeerCheeze · Posted: Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:22:07 Post Subject:

Sounds like they ran too fast, unfortunately.

heylinder · Posted: Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:45:01 Post Subject:

Good Morning Everyone Wave

Blake · Posted: Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:43:31 Post Subject:

Not a fan of Monday's, but good morning to you as well Wave

knight0334 · Posted: Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:10:09 Post Subject:

Its Monday! No such thing as a good morning on a Monday..

heylinder · Posted: Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:59:55 Post Subject:

You boys are going to get a spanking if you don't cheer up Wink

BeerCheeze · Posted: Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:09:20 Post Subject:

Exactly how bad are Monday mornings? Well lets look at it mathematically:

Mornings = Suck
Mondays = Sucks
Starting the Work week = Sucks
5 Days before weekend = Sucks

Therefore :

(Sucks*Sucks)*Sucks^Sucks = 4Sucks^Sucks = A WHOLE LOT OF SUCKS!!!

Proof that Monday mornings SUCKS!!

heylinder · Posted: Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:49:29 Post Subject:

BC are just trying to line up for the spankings? Laughing