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trekrider
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PostPosted: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 08:48:21    Post Subject: CHINESE PROVERBS Reply with quote View Single Post

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Little Bruin
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hunter-killer25
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PostPosted: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 12:21:09    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

LOL nice post.
"Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. "
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PostPosted: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 14:55:40    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

When man hug pretty woman, all energy go to waist
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knight0334
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PostPosted: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 15:08:39    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Man who jump through screen door get strained.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 15:47:06    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Man who fishes without bait needs wait.
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hunter-killer25
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PostPosted: Sat, 29 Nov 2003 13:18:28    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

man who is stupid is stupid
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bigapl
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PostPosted: Sun, 30 Nov 2003 00:00:58    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

gotta print those out for future referance lol
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