evilburl
Canadian eh
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 346
Location: I have no idea
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 Posted: Sun, 30 Nov 2003 01:48:03 Post Subject: new viruses |
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The AL GORE Virus
(Causes your computer to just keep counting
and counting) 
The CLINTON Virus
(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory) 
The BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus
(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy) 
The LEWINSKY virus
(Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then Emails everyone about what it did) 
The RONALD REAGAN virus
(Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored)
The MIKE TYSON virus
(Quits after two bytes) 
The JACK KEVORKIAN virus
(Deletes all old files) 
The ELLEN DEGENERES virus
(Disks can no longer be inserted) 
The PROZAC virus
(Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care)
The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus
(Only attacks minor files)
The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus
(Terminates some files and leaves,
but will be back)
The LORENA BOBBITT virus
(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows
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PMS stands for:Perissable Man-Slaughter, Preposterous Mood Swings, or Punish My Spouse
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