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BeerCheeze
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 Posted: Mon, 28 Nov 2005 19:19:30 Post Subject: Hax's big nite out |
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Hax and one of his dwarf friends go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The friend dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of...
"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ...UGH!"
"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH!"
"Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH!"... ALL NIGHT LONG.
In the morning, the Hax asks his friend, "How did it go?"
The first mutters, "It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."
Hax shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get up on the bed."
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HackaX0rus
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funny thing...my stepdad actually owns a hotel  ...and i did housekeeping for a summer...
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