Fireworks

Spire · Posted: Fri, 17 Jun 2005 23:47:20 Post Subject: Fireworks

Just cuz its that time of season, I bring you the necessary movie dialog:

So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

HackaX0rus · Posted: Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:11:21 Post Subject:

joe dirt is aweomse...ya gotta love white trash..

mrweasel · Posted: Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:12:36 Post Subject:

be careful - You'll blow you're eye out and look like this ---> Pirate

HackaX0rus · Posted: Sat, 18 Jun 2005 00:14:09 Post Subject:

pssst...tahts a pirate they use cannons not fireworks...and dont worry i have many years of expereince and many lost eyebrows...