Trouble at the Grocery Store

dadx2mj · Posted: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:39:33 Post Subject: Trouble at the Grocery Store

OK today I am doing some grocery shopping. I walk up to the island thing where they have the melons, you know honey dews, cantaloupe, etc. There is another guy there and a woman who has on a very skimpy tank top with no bra and her "melons " are about to fall out in many directions. I look at the guy next to me and say "the melons sure look nice today dont they" he busts into laughter and the lady shoots me a dirty look and storms off. A few minutes later the store mgr comes up to me with a smile from ear to ear. He say to me "so I hear you like our melons today" at this we both bust into laughter. He told me the lady had complained abut my comment and that it was all he could do to keep from laughing in her face. We laughed a bit and then I finished my shopping. I dont get women sometimes. They have to know that dressing like that is going to attract attention and then they get mad when it does. OH well I thought it was pretty funny.

BeerCheeze · Posted: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:41:42 Post Subject:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least you didn't ask to "thump test" them... Grin

dadx2mj · Posted: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 14:49:17 Post Subject:

Hellfire · Rated XXX Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 3473

ROTFLMAO! That's great!

Could've played stupid and asked if you could thump the melons to see how firm they were Grin

heheheh Yea get into trouble with that though..

But you WERE talking about the Honey Dew and Catelope!

NewAwakenings · Posted: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 19:45:23 Post Subject:

LMFAO.... I dont get women sometimes and I am one.... Laughing

To this day I still get the same stupid line all the time : You want some fries with that shake" I just laugh it off Laughing

vulcan · Posted: Tue, 17 Aug 2004 02:51:12 Post Subject:

Work on this principle: a woman has no right to tell you off for staring at her chest if she has an very lo V-neck, writing or some other design that catches hte eye.

dadx2mj · Posted: Tue, 17 Aug 2004 03:10:20 Post Subject:

In this case I dont think that it was us looking at her melons, or even the comment I made. I think it was more the two of us breaking into laughter at the comment that set her off. We both did try not to laugh out loud but it just did not work.

Dud3! · Posted: Tue, 17 Aug 2004 23:16:37 Post Subject:

That's great.

Evil_spork · Rated R Joined: 29 Aug 2003 Posts: 65

GG you win!