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dadx2mj · Rated XXX

OK today I am doing some grocery shopping. I walk up to the island thing where they have the melons, you know honey dews, cantaloupe, etc. There is another guy there and a woman who has on a very skimpy tank top with no bra and her "melons " are about to fall out in many directions. I look at the guy next to me and say "the melons sure look nice today dont they" he busts into laughter and the lady shoots me a dirty look and storms off. A few minutes later the store mgr comes up to me with a smile from ear to ear. He say to me "so I hear you like our melons today" at this we both bust into laughter. He told me the lady had complained abut my comment and that it was all he could do to keep from laughing in her face. We laughed a bit and then I finished my shopping. I dont get women sometimes. They have to know that dressing like that is going to attract attention and then they get mad when it does. OH well I thought it was pretty funny.