Church signs

heylinder · Posted: Sun, 23 May 2004 17:47:39 Post Subject: Church signs

Have you ever been driving down the road at 50 or 60 mph, passed a church and tried to read the sign out front? Here are a few that a friend sent to me. Some may sound funny, corny, or serious, but they always carry a good message for one liners:

- "Exposure to the Son may prevent burning."

- "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."

- "Under same management for over 2000 years."

- "Soul food served here."

- "Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"

- "Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"

- "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."

- "Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."

- "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"

- "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible."

- "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."

- "What part of 'THOU SHALT NOT' don't you understand?"

- "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow."

- "Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive."

- "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings."

- "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

- "Christians, keep the faith -- but not from others!"

- "Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies."

- "If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard."

- "To belittle is to be little."

- "Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you."

- "God answers knee mail."

NewAwakenings · Posted: Sun, 23 May 2004 18:01:00 Post Subject:

Love them, thanks for sharing , my mom will adore those!!! Have to admit other than being true most are pretty funny:)

Red Squirrel · Posted: Sun, 23 May 2004 18:43:05 Post Subject:

LOL those are great!

"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"

I can't find the other list but there's a few I can remember: (wording may not be exact)

"Bean supper tonight, music to follow"
"Today we will talk about hell, come in early to hear choir practise"

michael_holmes · Posted: Mon, 24 May 2004 12:16:59 Post Subject:

Those are great.