heylinder Rated XXX
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Posted: Sun, 23 May 2004 17:47:39 Post Subject: Church signs |
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Have you ever been driving down the road at 50 or 60 mph, passed a church and tried to read the sign out front? Here are a few that a friend sent to me. Some may sound funny, corny, or serious, but they always carry a good message for one liners:
- "Exposure to the Son may prevent burning."
- "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
- "Under same management for over 2000 years."
- "Soul food served here."
- "Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"
- "Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"
- "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."
- "Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."
- "Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!"
- "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible."
- "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."
- "What part of 'THOU SHALT NOT' don't you understand?"
- "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow."
- "Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive."
- "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings."
- "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
- "Christians, keep the faith -- but not from others!"
- "Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies."
- "If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard."
- "To belittle is to be little."
- "Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you."
- "God answers knee mail." |
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