Not an Irish joke on St.Pat's

Irish Lass · Rated PG-13 Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 34 Location: Pa.

Here's a good joke not in my usual keeping.

George Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

BeerCheeze · Posted: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 16:36:50 Post Subject:

OooOOoOOoOOOO Brutal!!!!!!!!!!

misty · Posted: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 17:12:57 Post Subject:

LOL!!!

evilburl · Posted: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 20:04:29 Post Subject:

God gave the Irish the power to rule the world,,then he created whiskey Wave

Dud3! · Posted: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 21:24:51 Post Subject:

You know what? I went to town today and forgot to wear my green plastic hat with the "Happy Saint Patricks Day" shamrock on the front... Sad