Posted: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:39:33 Post Subject: Trouble at the Grocery Store
OK today I am doing some grocery shopping. I walk up to the island thing where they have the melons, you know honey dews, cantaloupe, etc. There is another guy there and a woman who has on a very skimpy tank top with no bra and her "melons " are about to fall out in many directions. I look at the guy next to me and say "the melons sure look nice today dont they" he busts into laughter and the lady shoots me a dirty look and storms off. A few minutes later the store mgr comes up to me with a smile from ear to ear. He say to me "so I hear you like our melons today" at this we both bust into laughter. He told me the lady had complained abut my comment and that it was all he could do to keep from laughing in her face. We laughed a bit and then I finished my shopping. I dont get women sometimes. They have to know that dressing like that is going to attract attention and then they get mad when it does. OH well I thought it was pretty funny.
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Posted: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 19:45:23 Post Subject:
LMFAO.... I dont get women sometimes and I am one....
To this day I still get the same stupid line all the time : You want some fries with that shake" I just laugh it off _________________ I am the Spam Queen...
OOO Pleeease... Like you were the first person in this place to have him... we've passed him around like a Joint at a frat party! - Dr. EvilCheeze
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Posted: Tue, 17 Aug 2004 02:51:12 Post Subject:
Work on this principle: a woman has no right to tell you off for staring at her chest if she has an very lo V-neck, writing or some other design that catches hte eye.
Last edited by vulcan on Wed, 18 Aug 2004 03:32:32; edited 1 time in total
In this case I dont think that it was us looking at her melons, or even the comment I made. I think it was more the two of us breaking into laughter at the comment that set her off. We both did try not to laugh out loud but it just did not work.
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