State Of The Union Drinking Game

heylinder · Posted: Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:05:41 Post Subject: State Of The Union Drinking Game

State Of The Union Drinking Game

Obama says "let me be clear" - Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" - Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" - Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy,
make no mistake." - He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something - Do two shots

Obama yells back - Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs" - Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" - Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal - STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo - Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over - Do three shots

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" - Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you" - Do one shot, two if you believe

Note to stupid people: If you actually drank as much as this suggested, you would die, so do not do that.

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:30:30 Post Subject:

To stay sober - drink only when you believe what El Presidente is telling you.

BeerCheeze · Posted: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:33:57 Post Subject:

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Charlie · Posted: Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:45:22 Post Subject:

And I thought I didn't need a reason to drink.... Razz