heylinder
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 Posted: Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:05:41 Post Subject: State Of The Union Drinking Game |
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State Of The Union Drinking Game
Obama says "let me be clear" - Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy" - Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake" - Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy,
make no mistake." - He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something - Do two shots
Obama yells back - Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs" - Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care" - Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal - STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo - Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over - Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" - Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you" - Do one shot, two if you believe
Note to stupid people: If you actually drank as much as this suggested, you would die, so do not do that. |
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