themcsniper
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 Posted: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 10:39:16 Post Subject: |
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Here's a parody of the song "Still D.R.E" I wrote a while back while I was in the CS groove. This is entitled "Still L.A.G.". I was on 56k back then.
(RAH was the clan I was in):
[Intro]
Yeah, n00b, I'm still fraggin' ya
Still I'm laggin' for free
Still Strat, 'n the MC, 2K1 Player, (Guess who's back)
Still campin' in DUST, MC?
(Oh fa sho, lag me out)
Still 56k, AFK,
Though I flush packets a lot, I get bad connections a lot
Cuz when I dial-up; and I hear the ring on the spot
I know my ping's gonna be rocking at the top
Newbies, they pay homage but l33Ts said the Hawk fell off
How? My last kill was a headshot!
They wanna know if I have an AimBOT
They say my cheats've changed, and I'm gonna hafta get caught
-If you're goin frame by frame,
RAH server be the name, still runnin the game
Still frag newbies, still AWPz
Still campin on them damn CTs
Still stoppin the hosties from bein released
Still keepin the RCP, Killin the l33Ts
Still the lag thing, still watchin my ping
Since I logged on, still aint too much changed
Still
Chorus
I'm representin ma 56ks across the world
(Still) With that 500 ping, girl
(Still) Goin slow, cuz of ma lag
I just need a couple mo frags, it's the L-A-G
Repeat
Since the last time you heard from me I grabbed some frags
Tags, lags, me 'n Strat we gotta brag
My ear to the grounds, heard someone gag
He's bullet riddled, lookin like a freak
STILL, I stay close to Viper Heat,
Cuz When I'm near defeat,
He smokes down the peeps,
My gun's an AK, put y'all to sleep
When silence is required, around I creep
Wake up in the AM, be a CT
I lag so bad I don't know where I be
It's not a fluke, in vertigo, it's the truth
It's like I can't even move, but then fall from a roof
But I Still frag it, after lag-o-matic
With some SMGs; and semi-matics
Flash bangs, dual colts, and radars track it
I hit you then I splatter too, L-A-G
Chorus X 2
I'd be walking, and then I'll freeze
Warning Connection will appear; on my screen
Whether you're cooling on a corner with your UMP
Or laid back in the shack, camping with the MAC
I'm representing for the 56ks across the world
(Still) getting a 500 plus ping, girl
I'll get a headshot, lettin my body rot
CTs, try to win, but I got the Heat-BOT.
-If you're goin frame by frame,
RAH server be the name, still runnin the game
Still got it spammed like a lamer
Still got my name set as; the default "Player"
Friendly fire on in dust
Set the bomb off in dust
Tell the Newbs storm the front
Let them take the brunt
Knife fights everyday
Jump into the fray
Still gonna get blown away
Chorus X 3
[Ending]
Right back at ya AWP style
2K 'n a penny, baby
Sum that crap up, the MC, pings right on top of thing
Frag some with your Vipe
No frags, no tags, no hacks, no MACs
Some of dat real laggy aggy aggy
Ooh wee, headshots aren't fo free
Oh; You a n00b MC |
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