Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 22:06:12 +0200
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelery applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN
2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Reply: Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command
C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2
to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and
will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
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