Fly

Dud3! · Posted: Sun, 09 May 2004 22:22:05 Post Subject: Fly

Irish Lass has probably already posted this, but...

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flys landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer from him in disgust.

The Scotsman scooped at his beer until he washed the fly out and then continued drinking.

The Irishman carefully picked the fly out of his drink, then held it out over the beer and started yelling "SPIT IT OUT YOU @$#$%&! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"

bruceModn · Rated NC-17 Joined: 06 Mar 2004 Posts: 155 Location: texas

Yay for the irish!

thePMG · Rated XXX Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 393 Location: Germany

ummmmmm, Guinness, sweet nectar of the gods.

Irish Lass · Rated PG-13 Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 34 Location: Pa.

No I have not posted the fly joke before - you're the first!

Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ye." "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?""That's what I'm here to be tellin' ye, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery...""Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me...""Sure and I must, Brenda. Your husband Seamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it. She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?""It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guineas Stout and drowned.""Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?""Well, no Brenda......no.""No?""Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

Dud3! · Posted: Mon, 10 May 2004 20:03:20 Post Subject:

I love that one.

michael_holmes · Posted: Wed, 12 May 2004 11:51:41 Post Subject:

Irish toast abbriviated and probably changed because this is all I remeber.........

Here's to me and here's to you
Greater friends there will never be
But if something should happen
F*#$ you here's to me.