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Dud3! Forum abandoner
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bruceModn Rated NC-17
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Yay for the irish! _________________ If you can read this, you have hacked my encryption. HACKER! |
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thePMG Rated XXX
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Irish Lass Rated PG-13
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Posted: Mon, 10 May 2004 11:52:31 Post Subject: More Guinness |
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No I have not posted the fly joke before - you're the first!
Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ye." "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?""That's what I'm here to be tellin' ye, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery...""Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me...""Sure and I must, Brenda. Your husband Seamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it. She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?""It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guineas Stout and drowned.""Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?""Well, no Brenda......no.""No?""Fact is, he got out three times to pee." _________________ The Mistress Of Irish Humor |
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I love that one. _________________ Due to a not-that-interesting turn of events, I am now known as Justin Danger. |
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michael_holmes Rated NC-17
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