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trekrider
Feeling: Prehistoric
Joined: 08 Jun 2003
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Location: Twin cities,MN
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 Posted: Mon, 12 Apr 2004 07:40:53 Post Subject: Hormone Hostage |
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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes
his very life into his own hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband,
boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who
might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning!
And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
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Little Bruin
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Doctor Feelgood
Arrrrghh!
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Location: New Jersey
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I notice everyone avoided commenting on this - 
I learned some valuable pointers! Thanks! |
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Hellfire
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dadx2mj
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BeerCheeze
*hick*
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Location: At the Bar
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| dadx2mj wrote: | | This house is all males now, turns out the lizard we thought was a girl is actually a boy too so we dont have to worry about it around here. |
Did your boyfriend finally move in??  |
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dadx2mj
Happy Camper
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Location: SoCal
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| Dr. EvilCheeze wrote: | | dadx2mj wrote: | | This house is all males now, turns out the lizard we thought was a girl is actually a boy too so we dont have to worry about it around here. |
Did your boyfriend finally move in?? |
Sorry EC I told you no we had no room for you |
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