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trekrider
Feeling: Prehistoric


Joined: 08 Jun 2003
Posts: 2176
Location: Twin cities,MN

PostPosted: Mon, 12 Apr 2004 07:40:53    Post Subject: Hormone Hostage Reply with quote View Single Post

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes
his very life into his own hands.

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
driver's license in the wallet of every husband,
boyfriend, or significant other.


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who
might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning!

And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

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Little Bruin
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Joined: 07 Apr 2003
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Doctor Feelgood
Arrrrghh!


Joined: 07 Apr 2003
Posts: 20349
Location: New Jersey

PostPosted: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 15:31:56    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

I notice everyone avoided commenting on this - Laughing

I learned some valuable pointers! Thanks!
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Hellfire
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Joined: 05 Aug 2003
Posts: 3473

PostPosted: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 15:36:45    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

ROTFL Sent it to my wife, and said that's how it feels everyday to be married with her LOL

Wonder if she's gonna be waiting at home with a frying pan...

Actually she knows I'm only kidding about it, so she'll get a good laugh, and call me all sorts of names.
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dadx2mj
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Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 2994
Location: SoCal

PostPosted: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 16:23:50    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

This house is all males now, turns out the lizard we thought was a girl is actually a boy too so we dont have to worry about it around here.
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BeerCheeze
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Joined: 14 Jun 2003
Posts: 9285
Location: At the Bar

PostPosted: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 17:39:08    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

dadx2mj wrote:
This house is all males now, turns out the lizard we thought was a girl is actually a boy too so we dont have to worry about it around here.


Did your boyfriend finally move in?? Mr. T
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dadx2mj
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Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 2994
Location: SoCal

PostPosted: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 17:40:28    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Dr. EvilCheeze wrote:
dadx2mj wrote:
This house is all males now, turns out the lizard we thought was a girl is actually a boy too so we dont have to worry about it around here.


Did your boyfriend finally move in?? Mr. T


Sorry EC I told you no we had no room for you
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