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trekrider Feeling: Prehistoric
Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Posts: 2176 Location: Twin cities,MN
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Posted: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 08:42:13 Post Subject: The Dentist |
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A man went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. First thing the
dentist says to him, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw."
The man replies, "No, please don't do that! I'm absolutely terrified
of needles!"
The dentist said, "Okay, I'll use gas to put you out."
The man says, "No, you can't do that, either. I'm allergic to the gas."
So the dentist said, "Hang on a minute, I'll go look for something
else." After a bit, he came back with a couple of pills.
The man asks, "What kind of pills are these?"
The dentist said, "Viagra."
The guy said, "What? Why these?"
The dentist said, "Look, they won't do s#!7 for pain, but they'll
give you something to hang on to while I pull your damn tooth." _________________ Two wrongs don't make a right!
But, three lefts do!! |
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Little Bruin
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bruceModn Rated NC-17
Joined: 06 Mar 2004 Posts: 155 Location: texas
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Posted: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 09:29:29 Post Subject: |
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atleast there are nurses around |
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NewAwakenings Your Worst Nightmare
Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Posts: 1516 Location: In your nightmares
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Posted: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 15:58:10 Post Subject: |
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hmmmmmmmm.. but what if the viagra doesnt work?? ya know it doesnt work on ALL men... hehehehehe and what if he has a small.. nevermind _________________ I am the Spam Queen...
OOO Pleeease... Like you were the first person in this place to have him... we've passed him around like a Joint at a frat party! - Dr. EvilCheeze |
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