trekrider
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 Posted: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 08:42:13 Post Subject: The Dentist |
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A man went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. First thing the
dentist says to him, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw."
The man replies, "No, please don't do that! I'm absolutely terrified
of needles!"
The dentist said, "Okay, I'll use gas to put you out."
The man says, "No, you can't do that, either. I'm allergic to the gas."
So the dentist said, "Hang on a minute, I'll go look for something
else." After a bit, he came back with a couple of pills.
The man asks, "What kind of pills are these?"
The dentist said, "Viagra."
The guy said, "What? Why these?"
The dentist said, "Look, they won't do s#!7 for pain, but they'll
give you something to hang on to while I pull your damn tooth." 
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