Jack Rabbit Slim
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Joined: 08 Sep 2010
Posts: 55
Location: Clearwater, FL
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 Posted: Thu, 09 Sep 2010 11:50:05 Post Subject: Why Italians can't be Paramedics |
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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence and then a shot is heard.
Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what ?"
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