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BeerCheeze
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PostPosted: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 19:18:17    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Come on guys/gals.... you can do better than this?!?!?!
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Little Bruin
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PostPosted: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 19:20:52    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Not within the Terms/Conditions of BigBruin.com Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 20:12:23    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

IceNine wrote:
Not within the Terms/Conditions of BigBruin.com Razz


Took the words right off my finger tips Grin
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Doctor Feelgood
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PostPosted: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 20:29:43    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Oh please... Like you guys stripping on your yahoo webcams has anything to do with this site!! Laughing
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dadx2mj
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PostPosted: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 22:30:52    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Big Bruin wrote:
Oh please... Like you guys stripping on your yahoo webcams has anything to do with this site!! Laughing


LMAO yeah you say that now ....but when I had the stoppers here you were begging for it Grin
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heylinder
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PostPosted: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 22:41:56    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

How about this ... I found it at another site. It bears on the gay marriage issue.

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Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet.

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
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PostPosted: Sun, 29 Feb 2004 17:54:49    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAH! That is freaking funny!!
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Little Bruin
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evilburl
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PostPosted: Sun, 29 Feb 2004 19:23:14    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

I hope Dr.Laura Schlessinger answers this because sofar I think im going to hell and what does she think would be a fair price for my kids?
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