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BeerCheeze *hick*
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Posted: Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:41:22 Post Subject: Haircut |
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. |
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Little Bruin
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Charlie DeathStar
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Posted: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:43:16 Post Subject: |
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Ouch! _________________
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mrweasel I can haz cheezbrgr?
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Posted: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 11:13:16 Post Subject: |
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good one _________________
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Doctor Feelgood Arrrrghh!
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Posted: Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:31:40 Post Subject: |
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Seems about right.
And here is a new bumper sticker for you on the topic...
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BeerCheeze *hick*
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Posted: Sun, 28 Mar 2010 21:07:42 Post Subject: |
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Nice! |
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knight0334 Rated XXX
Joined: 22 Aug 2003 Posts: 2234 Location: Neither Here, Nor There
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misty Mmmmm... Beer
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Posted: Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:15:43 Post Subject: |
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knight0334 wrote: | You know what the best thing was about that Clunker rebate thingy? ...it took 90% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. |
lmfao _________________ Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up." |
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Little Bruin
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eden999 Rated PG-13
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