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PostPosted: Mon, 09 Feb 2004 08:33:23    Post Subject: One wish! Reply with quote View Single Post

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck up his a$$.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my a$$."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No s#!7?"

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PostPosted: Mon, 09 Feb 2004 10:28:32    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

hehehehehe Laughing Laughing



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