Home Depot Scam Warning

slugbug · Rated XXX Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 772 Location: Canada

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
very traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are
packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield
with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you
for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

Now I've had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
24th & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 10th, 13th, 16th &
22nd, August 1,3,7,9, 15th & three times this morning, and very likely again tomorrow.
So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for
$1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at
McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home
Depot.

Be careful out there.

Shadowsilence · Posted: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:02:46 Post Subject:

I've read that somehwere before, but it's still hilarious.

Blake · Posted: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:26:47 Post Subject:

LOL that was good!

misty · Posted: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:53:07 Post Subject:

LOL! Men are dorks.

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:03:17 Post Subject:

Damn - I thought they'd have wallets at the dollar store... Bang Head

Qmoe · Rated PG Joined: 27 Aug 2009 Posts: 6

Costco has a wallet 200 pack on sale through the weekend, stock up!

Kilamon · Rated XXX Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 811

OMG I need to spend more time at Home Depot!

BeerCheeze · Posted: Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:38:15 Post Subject:

I was just there... all I got was a water heater.

nolonger · Rated R Joined: 19 Apr 2009 Posts: 98

Still laughing after 5 minutes.