Rambling's............

trekrider · Posted: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 16:27:36 Post Subject: Rambling's............

When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on
it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a
valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive
anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and
the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then
who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the
depth.

Get the last word in: Apologize.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach that person to use the Internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Have you noticed that since everyone has a camcorder
these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they
use to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax
cut save you 30 cents?

In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make
it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest
profession. I have come to realize that it bears a
very close resemblance to the first.

How is it that one careless match can start a forest
fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue ?

You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here
legally,but they hung around on these expired visas, some for
as long as 10 to 15 years. Now, compare that to
Blockbuster: You are two days late with a video and
those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster
in charge of immigration.

heylinder · Posted: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 22:19:56 Post Subject:

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 22:30:12 Post Subject:

I read this list at first when I was at work and actually did LOL... The toad in the next cube asked what was funny, but I couldn't say what was, since I was picturing him as the slinky!!

BeerCheeze · Posted: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 22:40:34 Post Subject:

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Yea, that list was pretty good.

Dud3! · Posted: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 23:10:37 Post Subject:

ROFL @ BB

That list is a keeper.

heylinder · Posted: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 01:04:26 Post Subject:

*UPDATE*

After 3rd glass or Chardonnay ...

Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

... still my #1 pick Grin

I'm heading for a beer now ... things may change Wink

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knight0334 · Posted: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 01:40:48 Post Subject:

LOL!!! good stuff!!

the slinky one had me laughing.