The latest member "Irish Lass"

trekrider · Posted: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 17:27:47 Post Subject:

It's a quote from one of their songs.

Do you know it from someplace else??

Irish Lass · Rated PG-13 Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 34 Location: Pa.

The quote has it's orgin from the bible - Jeremiah 5:12 -King James version, but was used, as we know it today, in 1738 by Jonathan Swift in "Polite Conversation" - no, I'm not a student of the bible, I used the quote once in a paper and had to identify the source.

Well now, you see it's like this....

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the rear that are killed. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because only the fittest survive thus improving the general health and speed of the entire herd.

In much the same way the human brain only operates as quickly as the slowest of it's brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells, as we all know, and naturally the alcohol attacks the slowest/weakest cells first....

So it is as plain as the nose on your face that regular consumption of Guinness will eliminate the weaker, slower brain cells thus leaving the remaining cells the best in the brain.

The end result, of course, is a faster more efficient brain.

If you doubt this at all, tell me, isn't it true that we always feel a bit smarter after a few pints?

Redhead

Irish Lass · Rated PG-13 Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 34 Location: Pa.

DUD3 You're sooooo smart! Got that Irish/English dictonary by your side? Western Ireland speaks it the most and they are reallly trying to keep it alive - hope they do.

Seamus do you understand French, I do if its spoken in Irish

Redhead

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 17:52:53 Post Subject:

Irish Lasses IP address just changed... Hmmm... Am I familar with that range?

Laughing

trekrider · Posted: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 18:07:23 Post Subject:

Dud3! · Posted: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 18:32:25 Post Subject:

Look, I never claimed that I was fluent in Irish ok? I don't why you're acting that way. And I DIDN'T have an Irish>English dictionary by my side, so if the first part was wrong, that's why.

And who is it BB? NA always uses that

smiley, so is it her?

Irish Lass · Rated PG-13 Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 34 Location: Pa.

DUD3 Chill, it was meant to be a compliment and with good humor. Sorry you mistook the verbage. No harm ,no foul,I thought it great that you would welcome in the ancient language and then (though not successfully have some fun with it).\ resond in kind. The red icon is because I have red hair............
Redhead

NewAwakenings · Posted: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 20:33:56 Post Subject:

Dud3! · Posted: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 21:19:05 Post Subject:

LOL!! Sorry Irish Lass, pax? Razz

Oh, and you'll have to pay NA $0.0000000000001 per use for "her" smiley. Laughing

Spire · Posted: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 22:27:24 Post Subject:

Tee Hee Hee, now this is going to get gooooood!!!!

Smilie wars!!!

Oh, Hello and welcome Irish Lass!!!