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heylinder
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 Posted: Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:12:35 Post Subject: It's all about the beer |
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. |
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Little Bruin
Boo Boo
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Doctor Feelgood
Arrrrghh!
Joined: 07 Apr 2003
Posts: 20349
Location: New Jersey
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 - Sad but true... At least from what I recall.  |
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Charlie
DeathStar
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Location: Orlando, FL
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BeerCheeze
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| Posted: Sun, 08 Jun 2008 14:36:15 Post Subject: |
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true 'dat |
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edvallie
Put Beer Here
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| Posted: Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:41:30 Post Subject: |
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very very true based on my night last night  Maybe i'll post up a couple pictures later 
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heylinder
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Location: Georgia
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This is too funny ...... The Beer Belly Cooler Also available is the Wine Rack  |
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FOX
I <3 Quail
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Location: Saint Cloud, MN
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Little Bruin
Boo Boo
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knight0334
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Location: Neither Here, Nor There
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| Posted: Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:49:07 Post Subject: |
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Thats genius!
All my problems of drinking at work just went away. |
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