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sick, sick world...
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Doctor Feelgood
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PostPosted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:40:05    Post Subject: OK, which one of you is this story about? Reply with quote View Single Post

WTF

Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table

Just think of the possibilities for chaffing! Yikes
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Little Bruin
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BeerCheeze
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PostPosted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:24:27    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Ouch... luckily it wasn't a wooden table... that could have left....... splinters Yikes
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Charlie
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PostPosted: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:41:31    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

No comment...... Razz
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knight0334
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PostPosted: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:29:59    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

cant be me.. I wouldn't get any satisfaction out of one of those holes... would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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heylinder
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PostPosted: Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:01:49    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

knight0334 wrote:
cant be me.. I wouldn't get any satisfaction out of one of those wholes... would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


Sorry to hear that Wink Laughing
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borschtBomber[SS]
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PostPosted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:51:53    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

If the table had rust, he might need a tetnis shot hahah. Ok, I mean if the table was giving him the eye, can you blame him?
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Well it's obvious it was a lesbian. Because she couldn't control a wiener.
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PostPosted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:30:14    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

borschtBomber[SS] wrote:
If the table had rust, he might need a tetnis shot hahah. Ok, I mean if the table was giving him the eye, can you blame him?


Yea, we all know The Eye.

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PostPosted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:35:36    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

lawlz.... are you kidding?? i cannot believe that... people these days...
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PostPosted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:48:00    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

So seriously, this guy was married...was his wife holding out on him? Or was she flat as a board and thats what attracted him? Razz
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Well it's obvious it was a lesbian. Because she couldn't control a wiener.
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Enigmachine
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PostPosted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:25:23    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Decades ago, one of my summer jobs was repainting all the picnic tables in all the parks of my city.


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I need to go sandpaper my skin now.
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