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heylinder
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 Posted: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:49:53 Post Subject: This just in from Fox news |
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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says: “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.”
The biker replies: “Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
”Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?”
“A Harley Davidson”, was the biker’s response.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
”BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.” |
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Little Bruin
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Doctor Feelgood
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| Posted: Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:56:37 Post Subject: |
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Groan... That deserves a new smilie... But which one? 
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Charlie
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:36:11 Post Subject: |
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Well, at least I'm not the only one with bad jokes.....  |
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heylinder
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:39:28 Post Subject: |
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| DeathStar wrote: | | Well, at least I'm not the only one with bad jokes..... |
Bad joke? What are you talking about  
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heylinder
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:41:21 Post Subject: |
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| Doctor Feelgood wrote: | Groan... That deserves a new smilie... But which one?
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YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! New smilies! Thank you  What's a girl got to do to get the flashing one thou? I forgot   |
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Doctor Feelgood
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:18:05 Post Subject: |
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| heylinder wrote: | | YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! New smilies! Thank you What's a girl got to do to get the flashing one thou? I forgot |
Hmmm... Is it male or female flashing? I think I saw a few and wonder... Is that really appropriate for the mix of mature sophisticated adults and impressionable innocent youth we have on the site?
 
You just try and shoot down that flying pig! |
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heylinder
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| Posted: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:09:13 Post Subject: |
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Oh yeah, I forgot we were sophisticated adults and impressionable innocent youths  |
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Little Bruin
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knight0334
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borschtBomber[SS]
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hahah, thats funny...I don't care who you are. 
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| BeerCheeze wrote: | | Well it's obvious it was a lesbian. Because she couldn't control a wiener. |
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