what will your funeral be like?

trekrider · Posted: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:27:09 Post Subject: what will your funeral be like?

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral; I'm a gynecologist."

And that's when the proctologist fainted.

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:28:20 Post Subject:

Funny stuff... Laughing

Charlie · Posted: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 19:52:06 Post Subject:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Dud3! · Posted: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 20:06:25 Post Subject:

BeerCheeze · Posted: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 20:36:38 Post Subject:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IceNine · Posted: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 21:26:49 Post Subject:

Reminds me of another joke...

"He was a proctologist. I could tell by his breath."