There is a cricket in here...

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:19:48 Post Subject: There is a cricket in here...

Every year around this time all these huge black crickets appear around my house, and some come in. They get bold, charging me across the living room once... jumping up on my leg another time. And whenever I open the garage door, a dozen or more scatter to hide.

Well, one is in here now. I have heard it for a few hours, but can't find it. He went silent now... He must be in stealth mode waiting until I lay down for bed to attack. If I don't check back in tomorrow, you know why... asphyxiation by insect.

X-Bones

slugbug · Rated XXX Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 772 Location: Canada

I've had a few get in the basement in the past. They're a real pain in the Censored

Dimensionjew · Rated NC-17 Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Posts: 108

Black crickets? I get moth infestations......

mrweasel · Posted: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:22:32 Post Subject:

we get ants here...damn sand!

Hellfire · Rated XXX Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 3473

I have a phobia of bugs in my house. Don't bother me outside, just don't want them in my house! I tend to spray all the way around my house every month while they're out there. Gets most of them, but occassionally one sneaks in, and it drives me up the wall.

Thankfully I have two cats that don't like them in the house either (that or they think they are play toys), and attack them relentlessly....

**Doctor Feelgood** · Posted: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:08:41 Post Subject:

I don't like any bugs in the house either, but I have almost gotten used to spider's in the basement. But when these crickets come around every year I am not so relaxed. They can scare you when you're not expecting them... like in the dark with no shoes on and you see something running at you across the room.

If I catch one, or see one in the open, I'll take a picture. They're like 2+ inches long, jet black, and fast... Laughing

knight0334 · Posted: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:27:45 Post Subject:

Crickets 2+ inches long???

Where do you live?

....oh nevermind, New Jersey. God knows what kind of toxic pollution cause mutant crickets there.

Hellfire · Rated XXX Joined: 05 Aug 2003 Posts: 3473

Charlie · Posted: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:59:28 Post Subject:

Crickets? Sounds like the beginning of some Biblical plague....

**Modulok** · Posted: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:01:41 Post Subject: