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Modulok Rated XXX
Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 2120 Location: New Jersey
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Posted: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:11:57 Post Subject: New Joke |
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the
hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving." |
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Little Bruin
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slugbug Rated XXX
Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 772 Location: Canada
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Posted: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:39:24 Post Subject: |
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Good one |
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Charlie DeathStar
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Posted: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:53:18 Post Subject: |
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Dimensionjew Rated NC-17
Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Posts: 108
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Posted: Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:53:43 Post Subject: Re: New Joke |
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Modulok wrote: | A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the
hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving." |
OMFG! that made my day _________________
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Modulok Rated XXX
Joined: 19 Oct 2005 Posts: 2120 Location: New Jersey
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Posted: Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:06:17 Post Subject: Double Dose |
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HERE IS ANOTHER JOKE
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A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra, but his request was denied.
"Why can't I have a double dose?" the man asked. "It's not safe," the doctor replied.
"But I need it really bad," the man explained.
"My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be
here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday."
"Okay, I'll give it to you," the doctor relented. "But you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check to see if there are any side effects."
On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor's office with his
right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
The man said, "No one showed up." |
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BeerCheeze *hick*
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