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NewAwakenings
Your Worst Nightmare
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 Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2003 10:30:13 Post Subject: Gross Joke of the day |
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Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every f#*@ing one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I f#*@ed her all day long."
The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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Little Bruin
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Doctor Feelgood
Arrrrghh!
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Location: New Jersey
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 - hopefully this drifts to the bottom quickly... 
Also tells me I need to figure out whats wrong with the word censor!!  |
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NewAwakenings
Your Worst Nightmare
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| Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2003 10:40:06 Post Subject: |
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| Big Bruin wrote: | - hopefully this drifts to the bottom quickly...
Also tells me I need to figure out whats wrong with the word censor!! |
you mean this 
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