| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
heylinder
Rated XXX
Joined: 04 Aug 2003
Posts: 1938
Location: Georgia
|
 Posted: Sat, 10 Sep 2005 20:30:45 Post Subject: Math from Matt .... Thanks Matt ;) |
  |
|
Mathematics of Women and Men
MATHEMATICS OF MATING
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS REASONING
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot,
and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
LAW OF CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
ARGUMENT THEOREM
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Little Bruin
Boo Boo
Joined: 07 Apr 2003
Posts: 667
Location: Pic-A-Nic Basket |
|
|
jake_johnson
Rated NC-17
Joined: 06 May 2005
Posts: 187
Location: Florida
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
FOX
I <3 Quail
Joined: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 2074
Location: Saint Cloud, MN
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
HackaX0rus
Rated XXX
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 1972
Location: Cen. CA
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
dadx2mj
Happy Camper
Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 2994
Location: SoCal
|
| Posted: Sat, 10 Sep 2005 22:38:43 Post Subject: |
|
|
| Quote: | | Dumb man + smart woman = marriage |
So you are already calling your new hubby dumb?   |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Doctor Feelgood
Arrrrghh!
Joined: 07 Apr 2003
Posts: 20349
Location: New Jersey
|
| Posted: Sat, 10 Sep 2005 22:57:53 Post Subject: |
|
|
But... I was hoping it was trekrider Matt! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
renovation
Rated XXX
Joined: 09 Mar 2005
Posts: 610
Location: michigan
|
| Posted: Sat, 10 Sep 2005 23:46:05 Post Subject: |
|
|
how to stop a marriage fast
prospective husband meets - future wifes children . ====== separation before alter  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Little Bruin
Boo Boo
Joined: 07 Apr 2003
Posts: 667
Location: Pic-A-Nic Basket |
|
|
heylinder
Rated XXX
Joined: 04 Aug 2003
Posts: 1938
Location: Georgia
|
| Posted: Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:36:59 Post Subject: |
|
|
| Big Bruin wrote: |
But... I was hoping it was trekrider Matt! |
LOL ... that WAS math from Trekrider Matt |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
vulcan
Pleased but Sticky.
Joined: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 627
Location: The Blue Nowhere
|
| Posted: Sun, 11 Sep 2005 14:03:53 Post Subject: |
|
|
Girls are evil. Trust me.
 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
MasterSweets14
Rated NC-17
Joined: 02 May 2005
Posts: 147
Location: in a very, very small box
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
