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PostPosted: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 10:08:53    Post Subject: On his death bed......... Reply with quote View Single Post

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the
agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.
Where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted,
the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife......

"Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."

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PostPosted: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 11:13:21    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

Very funny .... something I would do Wink Grin Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 11:36:25    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

heylinder wrote:
Very funny .... something I would do Wink Grin Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 15:01:11    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

that was horrible!!! lol
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NewAwakenings
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PostPosted: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 16:27:50    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

CANT STOP LAUGHING.... muhahahahahahahahaha



sad thing is.. sounds liek soemthing I would do too.. guess I am a chip off teh ole block huh Mom???? Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 17:24:03    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post

NewAwakenings wrote:
sad thing is.. sounds liek soemthing I would do too.. guess I am a chip off teh ole block huh Mom???? Laughing Laughing


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