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trekrider
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 Posted: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:57:38 Post Subject: BAPTIST BRA |
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BAPTIST BRA
A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York
City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size
36B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?!"
He repeated, "A Baptist Bra - she said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers want the Catholic bra, or the
Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the
differences?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that informatio! n for a minute, and asked, "So, what is the
Baptist type for?"
"They, " she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."
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Little Bruin
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BeerCheeze
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misty
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vulcan
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NewAwakenings
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vulcan
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thePMG
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| vulcan wrote: | | mmm... i want one... |
For yourself?  |
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Little Bruin
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dadx2mj
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| Posted: Sun, 19 Dec 2004 20:51:07 Post Subject: |
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| thePMG wrote: | | vulcan wrote: | | mmm... i want one... |
For yourself? |
I'm not sure I want to know the answer to that one |
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