Help me with my song parody.

Dud3! · Last edited by Dud3! on Thu, 16 Dec 2004 18:23:21; edited 2 times in total

I was taking a shower, it came to me, what can I say... Crazy

Red is what needs to be changed (original lyrics).

Rudy The Red Eyed Reindeer by Dud3!

Rudy the red eyed reindeer,
had very bloodshot eyes,
and if you ever saw him,
you would even say he's stoned.

From Enforcer

All of the other reindeer
wouldn't let him hit the blunt
they never let poor Rudy
join in any stoner's rings.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
Rudy with your bag so big
won't you get me high tonight?

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

Cookie for the winning result. Two cookies if you change both.

Enforcer · Posted: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 00:39:04 Post Subject:

All of the other reindeer
wouldn't let him hit the blunt
they never let poor Rudolph
join in any stoner's rings

Then all the reindeer got stoned
as they passed out with glee
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Let em get just one more hit!

Dud3! · Posted: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 00:44:37 Post Subject:

I like the first one! Dunno about the second though, maybe a little tweaking to it if we can't come up with anything else.

misty · Posted: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 14:01:16 Post Subject:

Then even Santa loved him,
and the Reindeer changed their mood,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
let's all go and get some food!

OR

Then Santa's belly was growling,
he needed to eat food,
You could hear the reindeer howling,
as he sawed off their hoofs.

Dud3! · Posted: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:37:03 Post Subject:

You get cookies made of dirt misty.

misty · Posted: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 17:14:10 Post Subject:

Last time I try to help you out. Hammer

knight0334 · Posted: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 17:39:29 Post Subject:

thats about as bad as Dr. Paul Bearer's(old horror movie host in tampa, died now).

Slashing through the snow
With a rusty ole raser blade
Cuttin off the toes
Laughing all the way
Mu ha ha ha

more verses, couldn't remember them... its been 20 years since I heard that.