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 Posted: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 21:02:05 Post Subject: Memo to the Left: |
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To Michael Moore: Sit down and shut up... And do something about your hair. And the ball cap.
To Jimmy Carter: Big mistake to sit down and shut up next to Michael Moore at the convention. Spend more time with drywall and the glue gun.
To Tom Daschle: If you lean too far to the left, voters will tend to lean right for a while, but will eventually push you out of the boat.
To Al Gore: Please, sir, before it's too late ... Seek an experienced mental health professional. You're beginning to make Christopher Lloyd in "Back To The Future" look downright Rotarian-like.
To Dan Rather: Enjoy your early retirement. The next memo you get will be real.
To the DNC: Your platform must not have lurched far enough to the left. Keep it tilting southpaw. Read more Marx. P.S. Keep insulting the voters with your moral and intellectual condescension too. It goes well with that warp speed registering of folks in plaid wool blankets pushing shopping carts. Lovely constituency.
To Bill Clinton: Thanks for hitting the campaign trail for Kerry. Some of us needed a reminder of what we were trying to avoid.
To Hillary Clinton: PLEASE run in '08. The Heartland will be hungry for more hors d'oeuvres by then.
To the MTV Kidz: Vote or die - or not. Like, whatever, dude.
To John "Breck Girl" Edwards: Can you help Michael Moore and Whoopi Goldberg with a little basic grooming?
To Bruce Springsteen, James Taylor, Bono, etc.: We still like your music, but if you ever want to sell another record, just sing and don't go where you don't know. We don't pay to hear Colin Powell or Condi Rice do air guitar either.
To George Soros: Want to buy an election? Not in *MY* America, you mono-maniacal, socialistic buffoon.
To the Mainstream Media: Congratulations on getting Kerry at least thirty more electoral votes than he would have gotten without your covert support. Imagine how badly he would have lost if you were actually unbiased.
To the United Nations: Your worst nightmare will continue for another four years. Deal with it.
To Howard "I Have A Scream" Dean: Stick with something you understand; like proctology for instance.
To Richard Holbrooke: Learn to tell a joke. Learn to laugh at one. Gawd.
To John Zogby: monster.com will post your resume.
To Maureen Dowd, Paul Krugman, Robert Scheer, and your minor league imitators, Greg Plast and Mark Morford: You have no red states readers.
To Teddy Kennedy: Sigh, it's still the blonde in the pond that leads your highlight reel.
To Ron Reagan "Junior:" Do you have talent for anything? Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxt ...?
To the Exit Pollsters: As long as you keep skewing the results in an attempt to influence the election, we'll keep lying to you. If you quit, so will we. Deal?
To Osama bin Laden: Bring it on, you sonofabitch!! What's that? The only attack you can muster now is on videotape? Hmm... No surprise there, I guess.
To Teresa HEINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Kerry: Teaching is a real job. The Teachers Union, who supported your husband, can clarify any continuing confusion. Oh, and it's not a "real job" to sleep with a third generation ketchup heir and then cash the plane crash check.
To the European Union: See message for Michael Moore.
To Terry McAuliffe: See message for Dan Rather. And pay a little attention to what Zell Miller reminds us of: 20 Democratic senators from the south in 1960 and only six from the GOP. Today, 22 Republicans and four Dems.
To MoveOn.org: See message for George Soros
To James Carville: You're the only guy who seems to get it; and you're very smart. Good luck finding an audience that's neither medicated nor mendacious.
And finally, to John Kerry: Thank you for reporting for duty. You are hereby dismissed
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| Posted: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 21:59:08 Post Subject: Re: Memo to the Left: |
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| trekrider wrote: | To Michael Moore: Sit down and shut up... And do something about your hair. And the ball cap.
To Jimmy Carter: Big mistake to sit down and shut up next to Michael Moore at the convention. Spend more time with drywall and the glue gun.
To Tom Daschle: If you lean too far to the left, voters will tend to lean right for a while, but will eventually push you out of the boat.
To Al Gore: Please, sir, before it's too late ... Seek an experienced mental health professional. You're beginning to make Christopher Lloyd in "Back To The Future" look downright Rotarian-like.
To Dan Rather: Enjoy your early retirement. The next memo you get will be real.
To the DNC: Your platform must not have lurched far enough to the left. Keep it tilting southpaw. Read more Marx. P.S. Keep insulting the voters with your moral and intellectual condescension too. It goes well with that warp speed registering of folks in plaid wool blankets pushing shopping carts. Lovely constituency.
To Bill Clinton: Thanks for hitting the campaign trail for Kerry. Some of us needed a reminder of what we were trying to avoid.
To Hillary Clinton: PLEASE run in '08. The Heartland will be hungry for more hors d'oeuvres by then.
To the MTV Kidz: Vote or die - or not. Like, whatever, dude.
To John "Breck Girl" Edwards: Can you help Michael Moore and Whoopi Goldberg with a little basic grooming?
To Bruce Springsteen, James Taylor, Bono, etc.: We still like your music, but if you ever want to sell another record, just sing and don't go where you don't know. We don't pay to hear Colin Powell or Condi Rice do air guitar either.
To George Soros: Want to buy an election? Not in *MY* America, you mono-maniacal, socialistic buffoon.
To the Mainstream Media: Congratulations on getting Kerry at least thirty more electoral votes than he would have gotten without your covert support. Imagine how badly he would have lost if you were actually unbiased.
To the United Nations: Your worst nightmare will continue for another four years. Deal with it.
To Howard "I Have A Scream" Dean: Stick with something you understand; like proctology for instance.
To Richard Holbrooke: Learn to tell a joke. Learn to laugh at one. Gawd.
To John Zogby: monster.com will post your resume.
To Maureen Dowd, Paul Krugman, Robert Scheer, and your minor league imitators, Greg Plast and Mark Morford: You have no red states readers.
To Teddy Kennedy: Sigh, it's still the blonde in the pond that leads your highlight reel.
To Ron Reagan "Junior:" Do you have talent for anything? Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxt ...?
To the Exit Pollsters: As long as you keep skewing the results in an attempt to influence the election, we'll keep lying to you. If you quit, so will we. Deal?
To Osama bin Laden: Bring it on, you sonofabitch!! What's that? The only attack you can muster now is on videotape? Hmm... No surprise there, I guess.
To Teresa HEINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Kerry: Teaching is a real job. The Teachers Union, who supported your husband, can clarify any continuing confusion. Oh, and it's not a "real job" to sleep with a third generation ketchup heir and then cash the plane crash check.
To the European Union: See message for Michael Moore.
To Terry McAuliffe: See message for Dan Rather. And pay a little attention to what Zell Miller reminds us of: 20 Democratic senators from the south in 1960 and only six from the GOP. Today, 22 Republicans and four Dems.
To MoveOn.org: See message for George Soros
To James Carville: You're the only guy who seems to get it; and you're very smart. Good luck finding an audience that's neither medicated nor mendacious.
And finally, to John Kerry: Thank you for reporting for duty. You are hereby dismissed |
And last but not least. to George Bush (both of them) get a clue, learn the truth, ohh and learn how to speak!!!!!!
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| Dr. EvilCheeze wrote: | | Ouch..... those whiny cry babies aren't going to take that very well there Trek... |
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trekrider
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| Posted: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 07:44:16 Post Subject: Re: Memo to the Left: |
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| NewAwakenings wrote: |
And last but not least. to George Bush (both of them) get a clue, learn the truth, ohh and learn how to speak!!!!!! |
I'm sure the previous administration would be willing to give some pointers on telling the truth.....................
Define the word: "IS"
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| Posted: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:04:25 Post Subject: Re: Memo to the Left: |
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| NewAwakenings wrote: |
And last but not least. to George Bush (both of them) get a clue, .......!! |
Ok you're already challanging his potential, don't expect any more, and don't hold your breath on that one. |
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| Posted: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:26:03 Post Subject: |
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| Dr. EvilCheeze wrote: | | Ouch..... those whiny cry babies aren't going to take that very well there Trek... |
I am not a whiny cry baby... did you here me pitch a fit, or anything when Bush won??? huh? huh? Huh? didnt think so 
I am just a firm believer that BUSH SUCKS!!!! He is a waste of air... but that is just my opinion, just as many have that opinion of Kerry which in some aspects I cant argue!!!LOL I just picked in my eyes the hesser of two evils so sad!!! 
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I'm hopeing canada keeps him  |
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dadx2mj
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| Posted: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 22:18:09 Post Subject: |
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| NewAwakenings wrote: | | Dr. EvilCheeze wrote: | | Ouch..... those whiny cry babies aren't going to take that very well there Trek... |
I am not a whiny cry baby... did you here me pitch a fit, or anything when Bush won??? huh? huh? Huh? didnt think so
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Interesting that you would ASSUME EC was talking about you |
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