AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO CHUCKY GOES WITH ME."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE DON'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, WENT INSIDE AND SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
AFTER THE MOVIE STARTED THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
MILDRED NUDGED HER FRIEND AND WHIPERED, "MARGE, I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?" ASKED MARGE. "HE UNDID HIS PANTS, AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL."
"I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN"!!
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