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trekrider
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 Posted: Fri, 14 May 2004 08:59:22 Post Subject: Ahh-Choo!!! |
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before.
The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare
condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've
never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said........... "Pepper."
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Little Bruin
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Dud3!
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michael_holmes
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misty
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Red Squirrel
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| Posted: Fri, 14 May 2004 18:00:47 Post Subject: |
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LOL! well sneezing is known as a facial orgasm
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NewAwakenings
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| Posted: Fri, 14 May 2004 18:46:33 Post Subject: |
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ROFLMFAO.... can you imagine, getting an orgasim from sneezing... d@mn I wouldn't need a man at all..
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Little Bruin
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dadx2mj
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| Posted: Fri, 14 May 2004 20:18:45 Post Subject: |
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| NewAwakenings wrote: | | ROFLMFAO.... can you imagine, getting an orgasim from sneezing... d@mn I wouldn't need a man at all.. |
LOL put the pepper down Amy you are stuck with Woody  |
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NewAwakenings
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| dadx2mj wrote: | | NewAwakenings wrote: | | ROFLMFAO.... can you imagine, getting an orgasim from sneezing... d@mn I wouldn't need a man at all.. |
LOL put the pepper down Amy you are stuck with Woody |
*runs to grocery store for more pepper*
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BeerCheeze
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