A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the
street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind
him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill
repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little
boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want
to have sex with one of the women inside. I have
the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to
come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the
girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have
any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard
all the men talking about having to get shots after
having sex with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the
money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to
the first room on the right. He headed down the
hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did
you pick the only girl in the place with a disease,
instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to
eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After
they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me
because she just happens to be very fond of cute
little boys. She will then get the disease that I just
caught.
When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one
in the car and he'll catch the disease. Then when
Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum
will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman
will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and
catch the disease, and HE'S the bastard who ran
over my FROG!"
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