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trekrider Feeling: Prehistoric
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Posted: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 07:53:28 Post Subject: Bill Clinton |
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Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government, every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't
know, I never had one."
American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders:
integrity, vision, wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky
between Bushes. _________________ Two wrongs don't make a right!
But, three lefts do!! |
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dadx2mj Happy Camper
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Posted: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 09:49:12 Post Subject: |
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Good old Clinton, when I think of his Presidency I start to get mad at him. Then I remember he is married to Hilary and I figure that about evens the score for what he did to this country while he was President |
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trekrider Feeling: Prehistoric
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Posted: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 10:30:38 Post Subject: |
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dadx2mj wrote: | Good old Clinton, when I think of his Presidency I start to get mad at him. Then I remember he is married to Hilary and I figure that about evens the score for what he did to this country while he was President |
I understand your logic, but that does'nt wash with me. He was married to that Bitc.....person way before he got into office, so it makes it look like he took out all his frustrations on the country. _________________ Two wrongs don't make a right!
But, three lefts do!! |
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dadx2mj Happy Camper
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Posted: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 11:29:47 Post Subject: |
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Good point Trek....I just scared myself. I put myself in Clinton's shoes, damn if I was married to Hillary and had the power of the President we might end up with
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Dud3! Forum abandoner
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Posted: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 16:39:18 Post Subject: |
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Hillary was the president.
Can you tell us about future history trek? _________________ Due to a not-that-interesting turn of events, I am now known as Justin Danger. |
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NewAwakenings Your Worst Nightmare
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trekrider Feeling: Prehistoric
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Posted: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 08:38:09 Post Subject: |
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NewAwakenings wrote: | All of them have had their faults. |
Thats true.....and he wasn't the only one to commit perjury!! _________________ Two wrongs don't make a right!
But, three lefts do!! |
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dadx2mj Happy Camper
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