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trekrider
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 Posted: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 10:32:49 Post Subject: The letter.... |
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm
pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the
woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams. I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's
in my desk's drawer...I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home
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Little Bruin
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BeerCheeze
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| Posted: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 11:57:29 Post Subject: |
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 Man.. it would NEVER be "safe" to come home after a letter like that. |
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Hellfire
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Dud3!
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| Posted: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 12:55:17 Post Subject: |
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That's great! If that was my daughter I'd call and tell her she gets an A+ in funnay.
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heylinder
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| Posted: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 14:33:27 Post Subject: |
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LOL, very clever  |
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Doctor Feelgood
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| Posted: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 14:53:29 Post Subject: |
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| Hellfire wrote: | | I'd probably beat my son within an inch of his life for that (not really). |
Yeah, if your SON had a boyfriend named Ahmed, I could understand a bit of anger! |
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Hellfire
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| Posted: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 14:56:40 Post Subject: |
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LOL BB thought about that afterwards...
Had to explain to my wife to look at it from a different point of view  |
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Little Bruin
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